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I am a filmaker, a writer, director, producer, auteur, stand up comedian, musician, artist, thespian, Photographer, actor, story telling mastermind, Soldier in the US ARMY, and a southern boy from Jacksonville Floridaand yes my life is crazy but I have it under control. .(Production Company)http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_167676443281936&ap=1

(just me)http://twitter.com/#!/Boss0501http://www.facebook.com/Boss0501

 

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Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait

att:

Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait

Some times, “ugh” means so much yet still doesn’t do justice to the situation.

Looking for a friend with benefits; preferably a 100% matching aggressive 401k, medical and dental insurance, plus a vehicle and expense card.

What's it like to not doubt your self.

Family makes the home more than just a building. More than just those few walls. Home is people, not a place.

(Source: hamadashi)

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

Your sister is dead because of you!  Requested by killed-8y-8r8k-spider.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

Then I realise, “oh yeah…. No I can’t”.

Her brain is so busy, it never works on just one level. She’s like this endless archaeological dig: you think you’ve reached the final layer, and then you bring down your pick one more time, and you break through to a whole new mine shaft beneath. With a maze of tunnels and bottomless pits.

Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl  (via filmlovingfreak)

(Source: a-lady-of-war)

Host: Threesomes and meeting lover's parents.

Me: What are opportunities to disappoint two people at once.